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25 June 2009 @ 03:29 pm
sleepy yukimura (3:27:31 PM): what if i cosplayed queen mab
sleepy yukimura (3:27:32 PM): what if
sleepy yukimura (3:27:33 PM): like
sleepy yukimura (3:27:36 PM): i met you gfuys
sleepy yukimura (3:27:37 PM): but like
sleepy yukimura (3:27:40 PM): dressed up like queen mab
fenced pitcher (3:27:41 PM): HAHSDKASFKJFKGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSLSDH
sleepy yukimura (3:27:44 PM): would i blend in
sleepy yukimura (3:27:44 PM): in nyc
deep into moms (3:27:45 PM): frankie just
deep into moms (3:27:47 PM): burst into
deep into moms (3:27:49 PM): hysterical laughter
 
 
25 June 2009 @ 03:18 pm
sleepy yukimura (3:18:01 PM): /drowsy stare
sleepy yukimura (3:18:05 PM): omg a sleep gale is
sleepy yukimura (3:18:08 PM): the cutest thing
sleepy yukimura (3:18:10 PM): ive thought of
sleepy yukimura (3:18:10 PM): today
sleepy yukimura (3:18:13 PM): leepy
sleepy yukimura (3:18:14 PM): slerpy
sleepy yukimura (3:18:15 PM): sleepy
sleepy yukimura (3:18:17 PM): fuck em
 
 
 
30 April 2009 @ 12:26 am
Discuss the concept of "having faith and keeping faith" in the works of Alfred Lord Tennyson. Be sure to include references to both "Ulysses" and "Idylls of the King". Give examples from the text where individuals are called upon to keep faith with their king (or country), their spouse, etc. What holds characters back from taking that necessary "leap of faith"?

Most men don't know what it really means to have faith, because most men are too piss-in-their-pants terrified to embrace the simple truth at the crux of every man's soul: you haven't lived until you've killed somebody. Since most people are hypocritical shit-turkeys with mouths where their dick and balls should be, I guess that's what holds them back. Having faith is trusting yourself enough to kill a bitch. I don't know anything about this Lord motherfucker, but in my experience, guys like that have a lot of money and not much else, you know what I'm saying?

Describe the crisises of faith present in the works of Tennyson, Arnold and Hopkins. What are they? How do they portray them? How do they overcome them or what hope do they hold out?

This is what I'm talking about, these poor tuberculotic pissants we call men writing and crying and rubbing each other's dicks and having crises of faith. You know who never has a crisis of faith? A good soldier with money in his pocket and food in his belly. You fight well, you earn your keep, and God provides for you. And if not, then I will.

Are conventional Victorian ideas about women contested or supported in Goblin Market? Can the poem be seen as demonstrating a power struggle between men and women? Compare the portrayal of male and female spheres of existence in Goblin Market.

Ahh, I've heard of the Goblin Market. It's where they send all the ugly female slaves to get bought and sold at auction, right? They'd never catch me there, that's for damn sure, but I guess every man has his preferences. Takes all kinds of fish to fill the ocean, and it takes a whole lot of ugly to turn a man off when he's surrounded by THIS much desert on all sides, but what can I say, I like the finer things in life.

Compare the aestheticization of women as depicted in Rossetti’s "In an Artist’s Studio" and Robert Browning’s "My Last Duchess." In what ways are women treated as objects? Be specific!

Oh man, woman can be lots of objects. Footstools, if they've got those cute little back rolls, or you can use them to hold things like a really sexy little end table. Sometimes I like to pretend my gun's a woman, you've got to hold them just right and squeeze to make them fire. You know what I'm talking about, am I right? Now my experience with duchesses has been that the lot of them are harder to get into than the duke's safe, you know what I'm saying? Some things are locked up tighter than the king's jewels, and it takes a hell of a lot of persuasion to get in there. I've never fucked anybody in an artist's studio, but I did cut a painter's balls off once. Howled like a monkey, let me tell you.

In The Importance of Being Earnest, many of the presumed lies turn out to have a grain of truth in them. Jack, who is pretending to be Ernest, really does turn out to be named Ernest. And while Jack has pretended to have a brother, he does, in fact, turn out to have a real brother. To what extent does lying figure into the play?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STORY EVEN ABOUT? I'd kill both those motherfuckers and his fucking brother before I tried to figure this one out. Let me set the record straight. Only assholes think that the best lies are founded on a grain of truth. The best lies are the ones you believe. Then all you have to do is make others believe them.


Shit, I need to take a piss...
 
 
30 April 2009 @ 12:23 am
Discuss the concept of "having faith and keeping faith" in the works of Alfred Lord Tennyson. Be sure to include references to both "Ulysses" and "Idylls of the King". Give examples from the text where individuals are called upon to keep faith with their king (or country), their spouse, etc. What holds characters back from taking that necessary "leap of faith"?

Was Alfred Lord Tennyson really a lord? It must be so! Because of this, the question cannot be answered. I will teach you how to leap and you will enjoy it!

Describe the crisises of faith present in the works of Tennyson, Arnold and Hopkins. What are they? How do they portray them? How do they overcome them or what hope do they hold out?

Why do these lords keep having crises of faith? If I were a lord I would eat venison, which rhymes with Tennyson! Meat such as this would make me believe in God again! But the surest way to solve this problem is by tying a few rocks to your ankles and leaping into the ocean. Try it!!!

Are conventional Victorian ideas about women contested or supported in Goblin Market? Can the poem be seen as demonstrating a power struggle between men and women? Compare the portrayal of male and female spheres of existence in Goblin Market.

The truth is, I have touched both male and female spheres!!!! This is the mark of a real man!

Compare the aestheticization of women as depicted in Rossetti’s "In an Artist’s Studio" and Robert Browning’s "My Last Duchess." In what ways are women treated as objects? Be specific!

Their breasts, their legs-both thighs and calves; their knees, their soft bellies, their gentle little ankles, the curve of their backs, the tender skin and the back of their necks. Do I wish to kill them or to devour them? Love is devouring! The objectification is the liberation! That was my night last night!

In The Importance of Being Earnest, many of the presumed lies turn out to have a grain of truth in them. Jack, who is pretending to be Ernest, really does turn out to be named Ernest. And while Jack has pretended to have a brother, he does, in fact, turn out to have a real brother. To what extent does lying figure into the play?

"In The Importance of Being Earnest, many of the presumed lies turn out to have a grain of truth in them. Jack, who is pretending to be Ernest, really does turn out to be named Ernest. And while Jack has pretended to have a brother, he does, in fact, turn out to have a real brother." You see? You have answered the question yourself! This is the extent to which lying figures into the play! You are welcome.
 
 
 
02 April 2009 @ 12:30 am
seraphim gundam (12:29:32 AM): PENIS TO RIGHT OF HIM
seraphim gundam (12:29:36 AM): PENIS TO LEFT OF HIM
seraphim gundam (12:29:38 AM): PENIS IN FRONT OF HIM
seraphim gundam (12:29:43 AM): VOLLEY'D AND THUNDER'D
cherudim gundam (12:29:45 AM): LMAO
cherudim gundam (12:29:47 AM): LMAOOOO
cherudim gundam (12:29:48 AM): LMAO LMAO LMAO
seraphim gundam (12:29:56 AM): STORM'D AT WITH PASSION AND BEER
seraphim gundam (12:30:00 AM): BOLDY THEY RODE HIM WELL
seraphim gundam (12:30:05 AM): INTO THE JAWS OF DYLANDY
cherudim gundam (12:30:07 AM): d e a d
cherudim gundam (12:30:08 AM): DEAD
seraphim gundam (12:30:09 AM): INTO THE MOUTH OF DYLANDY
cherudim gundam (12:30:10 AM): INTOaSJhdfihs
seraphim gundam (12:30:12 AM): RODE THE INNOVADE
seraphim gundam (12:30:12 AM): yes
seraphim gundam (12:30:14 AM): thats
seraphim gundam (12:30:16 AM): right
 
 
 
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01 April 2009 @ 04:07 am
seraphim gundam (4:06:37 AM): english lit is just a bunch of faggots
seraphim gundam (4:06:39 AM): quote me
seraphim gundam (4:06:40 AM): on that
cherudim gundam (4:06:43 AM): i will
cherudim gundam (4:06:45 AM): do that
cherudim gundam (4:06:46 AM): jamis
cherudim gundam (4:06:50 AM): jamies.
seraphim gundam (4:06:51 AM): i tengis
seraphim gundam (4:06:53 AM): k&
cherudim gundam (4:06:53 AM): SKJakljskjas
seraphim gundam (4:06:54 AM): K*>
cherudim gundam (4:06:55 AM): LMAO
seraphim gundam (4:06:56 AM): lmapo you
seraphim gundam (4:06:57 AM): and me both
cherudim gundam (4:06:58 AM): LMAOOOOO
seraphim gundam (4:06:59 AM): you and mw borh
 
 
31 March 2009 @ 03:31 am
good night fairy tale commence
 
 
 
30 March 2009 @ 03:34 am
cherudim gundam (3:34:19 AM): god mount him like he's the alps and you're allelujah
 
 
30 March 2009 @ 03:28 am
cherudim gundam (3:27:53 AM): darryl dodge just came to me
cherudim gundam (3:27:54 AM): and ate me out